Joseph Goebbels At Work In His Office

The album was intended to contain unflattering photos of Hitler's entourage. Like this one of Propaganda Minister, Joseph Goebbels. It was said Goebbels was so scared of being assassinated by the allies, he had a bodyguard standing on his desk. The painting on the wall is said to be of Goebbels' mother.

Goebbels - Minister For Smut!

Hitler's photo album states that Goebbels was also Minister for State Pornography. Here we see an Aide delivering the latest "Adult Magazines." Hitler explained that Goebbels would then masturbate at his desk. This prompted complaints from the bodyguard who would have to get his uniform cleaned after it was spattered with semen.

Hitler's SS Are Ready For Anything!

Hitler was proud of his SS and the album purports to show he took a personal interest in the training of his elite troops. Hence the inclusion of this photo showing men of the SS Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler Regiment being taught the correct way to smoke a cigarette. 

Hitler At Dunkirk!

In the album Hitler describes how his mighty Wehrmacht and SS were too scared to fight the British Army. So Hitler had to come down to Dunkirk to show them how it was done. Armed with only his pistol, the Fuhrer attacked the British Expeditionary Force. He went on to say that unfortunately he was unable to capture all of them. Consequently, some of the English Tommies managed to get away. But not this lot!

A Young Hitler In Vienna 1

To earn money whilst he was living in Vienna, this photograph claimed to show that Hitler drew pornographic postcards and sold them on the street. And, to attract customers he would often dress as a woman. In the album Hitler excuses this by claiming that, as well as being cheap, his dirty postcards had medicinal qualities. According to Doctor Hitler, regular masturbation kept the seminal fluid at a reasonable level and prevented the testicles from exploding. 

A Young Hitler In Vienna 2

This photo purports to show Hitler working as an attendant in a men's sauna in Vienna. In the album Hitler boasts that he became adept at administering colonic washouts and that a number of men became regular clients as a result of his, "skill with the rubber tubing."*

*Mein fähigkeit mit dem Gummischläuche 

A Young Hitler In Vienna 3

As a pennyless vagrant in Vienna, Hitler had to find whatever work was available. Here he poses in an advert for a Austrian butcher. The caption reads: "Our Meat Will Make You Strong!"